It’s a peaceful day in the garden, and suddenly you feel a swoosh of wings near your head. A bird is attacking you! This can be a startling and scary experience, but knowing what to do if a bird attacks you is key to staying safe. Your first reaction sets the tone for the whole encounter.
Most bird attacks are defensive, not predatory. You are likely near a nest with eggs or chicks, and the bird is just trying to protect its family. By staying calm and following a few simple steps, you can get out of the situation without harm to you or the bird.
What To Do If A Bird Attacks You
When a bird dive-bombs you, your instincts might tell you to panic. Fight that urge. Here is your immediate action plan, broken down into easy steps.
Your Instant Reaction: The Three C’s
Remember these three things: Calm, Cover, and Calmly Leave.
- Stay Calm: Do not scream or flail your arms. Sudden movements and loud noises can be seen as more threatening, escalating the bird’s behavior.
- Cover Your Head: This is your most vulnerable area. Use your arms, a hat, a book, or a gardening basket. Anything to create a barrier between you and the bird’s beak.
- Calmly Leave the Area: Walk away at a steady pace. Do not run, as this can trigger a chase instinct. Move in the direction you came from, as that is likely the way out of its territory.
Step-by-Step Escape Plan
- Stop and Assess: Freeze for a second to locate the bird and the direction of the attacks. Listen for warning calls from other birds too.
- Protect Your Eyes and Head: Immediately raise your arms to shield your head and face. If you have sunglasses, put them on for extra eye protection.
- Walk, Don’t Run: Move quickly but deliberately towards shelter, like your house, a car, or a dense area of trees where the bird may not follow. Avoid ducking or weaving.
- Face the Bird if Needed: Sometimes, keeping the bird in your sight can help. You can walk backwards while covering your head, but your main goal is to leave.
- Once Safe, Note the Location: Remember where this happened so you can avoid that spot for a few weeks until the nesting season is over.
Common Attacking Birds & Their Tactics
Knowing your “attacker” can help you understand its behavior. In gardens, a few species are famous for being protective parents.
- Mockingbirds & Blue Jays: These are common garden defenders. They are loud and will swoop repeatedly, often aiming for the highest point (your head).
- Robins: Less likely to make contact, but they will chirp loudly and dive close to intimidate you.
- Hawks & Owls: Rare, but possible if you get too close to a nest in a tall tree. Their attacks are more serious due to their size and talons.
- Canadian Geese: They are ground nesters. If you get near, they may hiss, charge, and flap their powerful wings.
Prevention: How to Avoid an Attack Altogether
The best defense is a good offense. As a gardener, you can take steps to minimize the risk.
Learn the Signs of Nesting
Birds give plenty of warning. Listen for persistent, sharp alarm calls. You might see a bird flying back and forth to a specific shrub or tree. If you notice this, give the area a wide berth.
Modify Your Garden Routine
- Wear a Hat: A wide-brimmed hat or even a simple baseball cap offers great protection and makes you look taller.
- Use an Umbrella: Carrying an umbrella in known nesting areas can deter swoops entirely.
- Reroute Your Paths: Temporarily change your walking routes in the garden during spring and early summer, the peak nesting season.
- Decoy Tactics: Some gardeners have success placing a pair of fake owl decoys, but move them regularly so birds don’t get used to them.
What NOT to Do During an Attack
Some actions will make the situation worse. Avoid these at all costs.
- Do Not Swat or Hit: This is illegal for most native birds under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act and can injure the animal. It also makes you look like a bigger threat.
- Do Not Look for the Nest: Trying to find the nest will further provoke the parents. Leave that to the professionals if absolutely necessary.
- Do Not Throw Things: Throwing sticks or stones is harmful and ineffective. It also prevents you from covering your head.
- Do Not Make Eye Contact: Some birds percieve direct eye contact as a challenge. Keep your eyes protected and focused on your exit path.
After the Attack: Next Steps
Once you’re safely inside, take a moment to recover. Check for any scratches or pecks. Wash any minor wounds with soap and water and apply antiseptic. Bird beaks can carry bacteria.
If the attack was severe or by a large bird like a hawk or goose, you may want to contact your local wildlife agency. They can advise if the nest poses a significant risk to a high-traffic area. For most garden birds, simply avoiding the spot is the best and kindest solution. The nesting period is short.
Special Case: Protecting Children and Pets
Kids and pets are more vulnerable because they are smaller and may not understand the threat.
- For Children: Teach them the “Cover and Walk” method. Practice it like a game so they remember. Always supervise young children in the garden during nesting season.
- For Pets: Keep dogs on a leash in areas where you know birds are nesting. A swooping bird can scare a dog into running into the street. For cats, its best to keep them indoors during these sensitive times to protect both the cat and the wildlife.
FAQ: Your Bird Attack Questions Answered
Why is a bird attacking me for no reason?
It’s not for no reason. You are almost certainly near its nest, even if you can’t see it. The bird sees you as a predator and is acting on instinct to protect its young.
How long will a bird keep attacking?
Most birds will only defend a specific zone, usually within 50-100 feet of the nest. Once you leave that territory, the attacks will stop. The nesting season last only a few weeks.
What if a bird keeps attacking my house window?
This is usually a territorial dispute with their own reflection, not an attack on you. Cover the outside of the window with decals, soap, or a sheer screen for a few days to break the habit.
Should I remove the nest to stop the attacks?
No. It is often illegal to disturb active nests. Plus, it’s cruel to the birds. The most humane and legal approach is to tolerate the temporary behavior and avoid the area.
Can a bird attack cause serious injury?
While rare from small garden birds, scratches to the eyes or head can occur. Larger birds like geese or hawks have a greater potential to cause injury. Always protect your face and seek medical attention for deep cuts or eye injuries.
Getting attacked by a bird is a jarring experience, but it’s a normal part of nature’s cycle. By staying calm, covering your head, and moving away, you resolve the conflict quickly. As gardeners, we share our space with wildlife. A little understanding and these simple steps allow us to coexist safely, ensuring both our enjoyment and their successful nesting season. Remember, the bird isn’t being mean—it’s just being a good parent.